12 signs you’re a wood-burning stove owner

With wood-burning stove sales having increased five-times since 2007 and around 180,0000 households having new stoves installed in 2014 alone, there are lots of new wood-burning stove owners in the UK right now. Here are 12 tell-tale signs that you’re one of them!

1. During walks in the countryside, you find your eyes are now drawn to fallen trees rather than nature that’s actually alive.

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2. You look forward to the first bitterly cold day of the winter in the same way that most people look forward to the first sunny day of summer.

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3. You look like this after opening your heating bill.

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4. Your friends now nervously phone ahead before calling over to see if the stove will be lit…

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5. … And behave like this if they arrive and it’s not lit.

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6. You found out the hard way just how hot a woodburner gets when it’s lit.

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7. The sight or even the remote possibility of some free wood brings out an Albert Steptoe side to your character that you never realised existed.

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8. The dramatic improvement in your fire-lighting technique could be the subject of an uplifting, against-the-odds TV documentary.

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9. You nurture a fledgling flame with the sort of care and attention usually reserved for your offspring.

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10. You’re well-acquainted with the feeling of realising you haven’t checked on the stove for ages and your fire might have gone out.

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11. You no longer think that sprinkling salt on something is the only way of seasoning it.

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12. You’ve managed to turn Coronation Street into an audiobook that looks like this:

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If you’re not yet a wood-burning stove owner, visit gr8fires.co.uk to have a look at some of the options.

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